Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Bears...
In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup. Gonna be a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup. Gonna be a bear.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Baby Elephant
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Pumpkin Patch
We went to the Pumpkin Patch today. Charlie had his first hayride, saw his first pigs, baby cows, and great big pumpkins. These were the only pictures that came out, the rest of the pictures were awful. Either someone is closing their eyes or had a funny look on their face. We might try another pumpkin patch later, and if those pictures come out, I will post them.


Jackson earns a Jaguar Award!
Jackson earned a Jaguar award at school last Friday. The school is awarding kids every month based on good merits. Jackson is one of the first kids to get this award. His award was for 'following directions the first time they are given for the whole month of September'. Way to go Jackson! He didn't know he was getting it, and it was in front of the whole school!
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